"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. "

"If heaven has no cigars, I shall not go there."

"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake."

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

"There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one. "

"Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out! "